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Roxas screams.

"Uh.." Whitney starts banging on the door. "Axel.. I still have that frying pan.."

Roxas is thrown out still tied up.

"Hi Roxas." Whitney laughs and then unties Roxas.

Xaldin appears "Have either of you seen Xigbar?"

"Xigbar popped out of a portal in the kitchen. Why?"

Xaldin runs to the kitchen and Xigbar screams

"Oh shoot." Whitney looks toward kitchen

"Xigbar doesn't die." Roxas says laughing "He just gets another scar. Hey wanna know why one of Xigbar's eye's is missing?"

"Uh.. sure?" I look back at Roxas.

"Well Xemnas's name is an anagram for... mansex and Xigbar pointed it out... Xaldin got to take out his eye"

"Ok..." Whitney laughs.

Xigbar stops screaming.

Xaldin flies past them.

"Wow.."

Zexion appears and sniffs.

"Whats wrong?"

Zexion covers his nose

Roxas whispers "Ummm he can smell anything for miles and well Xigbar ummm."

"Oh.." Whitney looks down.

"Yeah he doesn't bathe or shower so he stinks."

"Does he swim?" A smile creeps across Whitneys face.

"Yes but that doesn't get him clean."

"Hmm.. what about a pool filled with soap and water.."

Xigbar portals to the second pool... which is a large cleaning pool. "NO! MY PRECIOUS FILTH!!!!"

It can be heard everywhere.

Whitney smiles. "I planned that perfectly."

"lol" Roxas said

Zexion let go of his nose "Finally."